Song #17 – Hot Sh!t 4eva

Splendiferously bubbling heart goobers!  It’s a great delight to finish this one.  This started at a 23 Psaegz rehearsal sometime late last year.  We were once a very large band, but in recent months we’ve been going through changes, sometimes smaller rehearsals have led to strange collaborations like this one.  There were four of us, I think, Laura Lee Jones, Joseph Schmidlin, Brett Gobe, Reilly Cook and myself (though my memory imagines one more person there).  We made this funny waltz in 7.  If that weren’t strange enough, my friend Dan Sieradski of the Self Agency (without whom, this website would not exist) and I were having a conversation regarding the nature of hip hop.  He said to me hip hop must be in 4/4 time.  I challenged him and said that hip hop simply hasn’t had much stuff in odd time signatures, but it doesn’t HAVE to be in 4/4.  He disagreed vehemently.  I had to meet the challenge, and how better than with a waltz in 7??  This one is kind of a 7/4 waltz, well actually it’s in 7/8 at 78bpm, haha.  I think I’ve risen to the challenge.  Hopefully you all will agree.  I think it’s worked out amazingly.  Supreme inspiration comes from visiting unknown worlds.  I hope you’ll enjoy it!   There’s reference to a tape I made about 30 years ago with a friend, my first recorded compositions under the title, “Masters of the Universe.”  I probably have the only surviving copy of that stuff (thankfully).  I hope this one will put a smile on your face.  My thoughts and prayers go out to the folks struggling in Baltimore and Nepal this week.

Hot Sh!t 4eva – © ⓟ 2014 Seth Faergolzia, ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

Hot Shit, foreva

Hot shit, oh!  Alright

Hot Shit Foreva!

Woowoowoo

Hot Shit, yeah!  Foreva!

Yeah yeah yeah

 

This is not hip-hop

Who let that beat drop?

Who dropped the beat?

That wasn’t me.

I been making music since I was 3

Writing rhymes since I’s a teen

Day of LL, Fatboys, Run DMC

Later Public Enemy

Recorded my first demo, “Masters of the Universe” in a karaoke mall booth

Hadn’t even got me last adult tooth yet

But that’s youth, Brett

They grab ahold and do without a clue.

 

Hot Shit, foreva

Hot shit, oh!  Alright

Hot Shit Foreva!

Woowoowoo

Hot Shit, yeah!  Foreva!

Yeah yeah yeah

 

Yeah Yeah

When I get an A for thinking

It’s not like I did anything

I was like, “Kafoolduboppylee duffle, Kafoolduboppylee duffle!”

I said, “Kafoolduboppylee duffle”

They said, “Hot Shit, Yeah”

I was like, “not hot yet”

I was just getting started

Building this mechanized heart of gold

Just wait till I’m old

That shit will unfold

Splendiferously bubbling with butterfly shoulders

and trousers of cloud unfurling

Like they plowed the sky with giant horse drawn jacuzzis on maximum spin

You win, my twin, let it begin, ain’t no sin, just dive in, let it begin

You win, my friend, let it begin, ain’t no sin, just dive in, let it begin, my friend

 

Hot Shit, foreva

Hot shit, oh!  Alright

Hot Shit Foreva!

Woowoowoo

Hot Shit, yeah!  Foreva!

Yeah yeah yeah

 

I’m seeing double

Troubled inside

Thoughts collide

a husband and bride

Full of narcissistic pride

how far is this ride?

I wanta get off

I hack and cough

I’m actin’ rough

I puff my chest and raise my shoulders up

I ain’t no pup, I am a dog

I poop a log

The Bane of Paul Bunyan

The rain that made you run in

The pain that put your thumb in

Your mouth is always running

But not a word of it is cunning

It’s like drool from a fool

Forming a pool atop the Bunyan Stool

I sometimes think it sounds like a muppet singing,

“Kafoolduboppylee duffle, Kafoolduboppylee duffle!”

 

Hot Shit, foreva

Hot shit, oh!  Alright

Hot Shit Foreva!

Woowoowoo

Hot Shit, yeah!  Foreva!

Yeah yeah yeah

 

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